Some people...

We have the weirdest manager in our office. He's just a strange little guy. Possibly gay and he just hasn't admitted it to himself?? He's in his 50s, so maybe it's just from growing up in more conservative times. Anyway, he's just creepy. And his name is Lester.

My favorite story about him recently is that he had to ask our administrative assistant- a woman- to kill a bug for him. He spotted a cricket and rushed to her desk telling her that there was a HUGE cricket in his office and COME QUICK because it must be KILLED NOW! EEK! Our AA said that it was just a normal-sized cricket. WHY does a grown man need a woman to kill a friggin cricket for him? I don't think that's in her job description. Bizarre.